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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!

Monday, April 19, 2010

The Best Part?

Folgers coffee company has commercials with a catchy jingle at the end that says, "The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup".  I mean don't get me wrong, I like coffee as much as the next guy.  As a matter of fact, I'm drinking some right now.  But the "best part"?  Coffee is pretty good, but if I got to vote, I'd say the best part of waking up is not being dead.  Maybe for reality sake they should change it to say, "A pretty good part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup".  It might not be as catchy, but at least it's realistically accurate!

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