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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!

Friday, April 2, 2010

Confusing as Kip!


I want to fall in love.  That's a gay thing to say, but I think deep down everyone does.  I really want to have kids too.  I want to have a son first.  Then I want to have another one.  I want to name my first son Kip.  I want to name my second son Kyp.  Not only is that a super gay name, but it would be confusing as hell for me.  I think it would be pretty funny. 

"Kip stop throwing that ball in the house!"
"Kyp stop hitting Kip!"
"Kip don't you hit Kyp either!"

I think the best part would be signing them up for stuff.  I'd look crazy. 

"Ok, before we sign you guys up for little league, I need to get a little bit of information."
"Very well."
"What is your son's name?"
"And what is your other son's name?"

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