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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!

Friday, April 30, 2010

"I Kind of Like You Bill"

I was in the grocery store today and this lady walked up to the bakery counter, picked up a premade cake from the cooler, put it on the counter and said to the woman working in the bakery, "Can you just write 'Happy Birthday Bill' on this really quick?".  And I thought, "Wow, that lady must not really care all that much for Bill".  Why not just level with Bill and put on it something like, "Some of Us Think You're OK, Bill".

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