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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

"Sorry" Isn't Gonna Cut It!

If someone calls you and they meant to call someone else they say, "sorry wrong number".  I say, fuck that.  I think the Federal Government should impose a law that if you call someone accidentally, no matter how innocent, you should have to pay that person ten dollars for their time and inconvenience.  That would make sense.  A conversation would go something like this:

Guy #1:  Hello?

Guy #2:  Oh sorry I have the wrong number.

Guy #1:  Oh that's OK.

Guy # 2:  What's your mailing address?

Guy # 1: 31 East Oak St.
               Jefferson Delaware 01820

Guy #2:  Perfect I'll send you $10 tomorrow.

Guy #1:  Yeah you will you son of a bitch!

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