I read an article recently about organ transplantation because I'm very smart and I know how to read. It got me thinking, what if someday organ harvesting and cloning becomes so simple and widely accepted that people are able to just have elective organ replacement surgery at their request. This was a very interesting thought. I began to think, "if I were able to have organ replacement surgery, what would I want to have replaced?" I thought about my brain. Maybe if I got a new brain I could potentially have all sorts of new skills and interesting facts that I would know. Maybe I would be a brilliant doctor or know how to play the piano like a professional. Wow, think of all the amazing new experiences that new brain would introduce into my life. But I think if it really came down to it and I could have any elective transplant surgery I wanted, I would get a black penis. Not for the probable increase in size, although that would be nice, but just to see the look on a girl's face the moment she saw my black penis contrasting with my pale white thighs! "HOLY SHIT!!" I would guess the reaction would be something of that nature. Priceless.
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