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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!

Monday, November 1, 2010

I Just Love Cats...Is That a Problem?

I like to go out with a girl a couple times, and then on about the third date I like to invite her over to my apartment.  But right before that third date, I take all my pictures and decorations down, put moth balls under my couch cushions and put up creepy pictures and calendars of cats all over the place.  That way, when I invite her in, the place looks like it belongs to a crazy old cat lady.  Hopefully at this point, in an attempt to lessen the awkwardness, she says something like, “Do you live with your grandmother?” to which I simply reply, “No.  Why?”

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