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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!

Monday, November 8, 2010

These Are Traps

*This is just a red flag

There are some items that are probably better off not being bought together at a store in order to avoid untrue assumptions by nosey checkout people.  Beans and toilet should probably be avoided.  So should porn, condoms and cucumbers.  One to definitely stay away from, in order to keep from being investigated by the police is knives, murder mystery novels, and ski masks. 

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