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HeadGarbage's Mission Statement

This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!

Sunday, April 22, 2012

I'm Going to Kick Your Foot With My Face!

Johnny's biggest mistake in the finals of the All-Valley Karate Championship was leading with his face. I mean, he walked right into that crane kick!

Sunday, April 15, 2012

It Wasn't Me!!!

There's nothing worse than being a guy and going into a single occupancy public restroom and finding piss all over the toilet seat. Because at that point, you have no choice but to clean it up, even if you're not going to go #2. At this stage of the scenario the blame has been passed on to you (barring a urine analysis), so although your innocence is clear to you, if left as is, you're bound to be identified by the incoming user as the dickhead who pissed on the seat. Bullshit!
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A Nickle Won't Get Ya Too Far

I once had a guy ask me for a nickle at a bus station. I couldn't tell if he was a normal guy who only needed five cents or a panhandler who just really lacked ambition...
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Thursday, April 12, 2012

They Blend Right In!

I noticed that I was starting to grow a lot of long, pesky nose hairs.  Plucking them was getting pretty time consuming and painful, so I just grew a mustache.