Look at that Berg!

Are icebergs all Jewish?

Bad Dresser!

The Market's Just Not There

I  bet it's tough to be a corduroy pants salesman in Ecuador. 

Your Doors are too SLOW!!!

When I'm going into a store, I like to run as fast as I can at the automatic doors.  Then I go and complain to the manager.

It's Not Really ALL Good...

Sometimes people use generic terms that they don't really mean without really thinking.  Like, "It's all good".  Is it really ALL good?  This is usually used as a reply to someone who is giving you bad news so you don't feel bad.

Friend:  "Hey man, I accidentally set your car on fire."  

You :  "It's all good"  

Friend:  "Really?"

You:  "No."

Identity Complex

A half-bathroom doesn't contain a bath and is therefore inappropriately named. It should be called a sink-toilet room.

Thanks for the Gas!

Depending on the gift, this "Thank You" could be either sincere or extremely sarcastic...

SideWALK

I was running down the sidewalk the other day and I ran into a woman who was standing on the sidewalk.We both fell to the ground and when we got up, we looked at each other, both ready to blame the other.  Then we thought about the purpose of the premises and realized we were both wrong...

A Bunch of Boxes

When you really stop and think about it, life is really just a bunch of boxes...

It Sounds Similar...But It's Very Different

*Not the same