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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!

Monday, October 11, 2010

I've Been Busy

I got an email from a friend of mine who I hadn’t talked to since college. Almost eight years. He was like, “sorry I haven’t been in touch, I’ve been really busy.”


What are you the President of the United States or something?

I mean, tell me that you just didn’t feel like keeping in touch with me, but don’t flat out lie that you’ve been busy. No one is busy for eight years. If your schedule is so fully stocked to the brim for a near decade that you can’t free up time for a 20 minute phone call, you’ve probably reached a point where you need to re-evaluate your life and do something to free up your schedule a bit.

I could buy that you've been busy for a week.

“Sorry I didn’t call last week dude, I was super busy.”

“Oh don’t worry about it!”

But eight years?

“Sorry I haven’t called you in almost a decade dude, I’ve been super busy.”

"If by 'super busy' you mean 'a bad friend' then yes, you have been 'super busy'".

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