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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!

Monday, October 11, 2010


*Excuse me, I don't mean to interupt, but are there more of you than there used to be?  I wasn't sure.  The news hasn't reported on it in a while...

I saw a news article recently with a headline reading Studies Show Number of World War II Veterans Declining.  Really?  Is this actually news to anyone?  Maybe my understanding of the point of news is vastly different from reality, but I was under the impression that the purpose of news was to tell us something that isn’t obvious.  I never really thought about it, but I’m pretty sure I knew that the number of World War II Veterans was on the decline.  It certainly isn’t on the rise.  There aren’t women giving birth to little baby World War II Veterans are there? 

“Oh really, there are fewer World War II Vets today than there were five years ago?  Well thank you so much for telling me, because I thought WWII Vets were really making a comeback!  Thank you so much for the previously unknown information, collective news media”.

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