*Rumor has it the title of his album "Believe" was
actually in reference to this very dream (below)
If I was Justin Bieber, once a year I'd have all of my money converted into gold coins and fill a room in my house with them. The room would have a ladder going up the wall to a diving board about ten feet high. Then I'd climb up the ladder and dive into my gold coin fortune like Scrooge McDuck. The only downfall of this plan would be that, as it would turn out, since I was a human being and not a rich cartoon duck, I'd probably end up breaking my neck and have to cancel my upcoming tours, hence reducing the amount of money I had. But I think the inconvenience of the aforementioned hospitalization would be worth the pleasure of the fairy tale experience.
By the way, if you don't know who Scrooge McDuck is, I'm sorry for your deprived childhood.
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