People living in the "First World" are spoiled as hell. I don't know if they even use the term "First World" to describe the United States and most of Europe, or if there's such a term as "Second World". I don't even know why they use the term "Third World Country". I guess that's a whole other discussion. But if there is such a term such as "First World" to describe privileged countries, then First World Countries are spoiled as shit! There are millions of people in the world who struggle every day to sustain themselves with enough food to keep themselves and their families alive. Alive! Food as a
necessity for life! Can you imagine such a thing? Then there are those of us in First World countries who are so spoiled by an overabundance and over-availability of food that we're not nearly happy enough with simple sustenance. Not only can we pick and choose a food to fit our desires as far as taste, but we're so spoiled that we actually have
shape options within the same food category so we don't get too bored with our delicious plentiful food. Pasta is the most obvious example. Are you kidding me with the pasta options that we have. It's insane that people all over the world are starving, would literally cut off a limb at the opportunity to ravenously devour a bowl of spaghetti, yet we in our cozy homes in our First World countries are sitting there like,
"Spaghetti is so
boring, let's have some bow tie pasta with clam sauce, mmmmm!"
Not only is bowtie pasta with clam sauce gay, it's a luxury that's taken for granted. I guarantee you that when it really comes down to it, bowtie pasta tastes exactly like elbow macaroni. Are we so spoiled and finicky that we need to eat food shaped like clothing accessories? Shame on you for eating your bowtie pasta with clam sauce and washing it down with your white wine spritzer you First World bastard. I hope you choke on your suspender shaped spaghetti and cufflink shaped meatballs!
