"Hmm, I wonder if he's shitting?"
If you’re out to dinner on a first date and you have to take a shit, it could be embarrassing. But if you can shit in “pissing time” you may be able to get away with your date not thinking that you’re a disgusting shitter! “Pissing time” is typically 1-3 minutes, including the time it takes you to wash your hands. If you can pull off a shit in that timeframe, you might be able to get away with your date thinking you just took a piss. If not, you may have to lie and tell her that you had to make a phone call or give an old man mouth to mouth. Both options are less embarrassing than admitting to shitting.
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