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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

I'm Not Crazy...Or Am I?

*Your goal should be to appear to look roughly as nuts as this guy
(Note how unhappy the people next to him look, but the fact that they haven't moved! Perfect.)

If you're looking to get a reaction from someone and want to look nuts, get on some sort of public transportation, preferably a bus or a train, something that makes frequent stops. Cozy up next to a stranger, preferably one who is sitting down and looks like they are going to be there for at least a few stops, and make a relatively obscure remark, maybe about the weather or something in the news.

(It’s important that this comment is something that is odd, but not so crazy that they are going to move away from you.)

Once you have set the stage for this person that you more than likely don’t have all your marbles, plan on getting off at the next stop. But right before you get off, look right at the person and say, “I better put on a fresh pot of coffee. It’s gonna be a long night!”, and then just walk away.

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