*Your goal should be to appear to look roughly as nuts as this guy
(Note how unhappy the people next to him look, but the fact that they haven't moved! Perfect.)
If you're looking to get a reaction from someone and want to look nuts, get on some sort of public transportation, preferably a bus or a train, something that makes frequent stops. Cozy up next to a stranger, preferably one who is sitting down and looks like they are going to be there for at least a few stops, and make a relatively obscure remark, maybe about the weather or something in the news.
(It’s important that this comment is something that is odd, but not so crazy that they are going to move away from you.)
Once you have set the stage for this person that you more than likely don’t have all your marbles, plan on getting off at the next stop. But right before you get off, look right at the person and say, “I better put on a fresh pot of coffee. It’s gonna be a long night!”, and then just walk away.
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