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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

We'll Let You Know...

If you ever find yourself conducting a job interview and it's going really badly and you're certain you're not going to hire the applicant, try this to spice things up a little bit.  Right before you're finished with the interview ask the person, with a totally straight face, "have you ever killed anyone?", and when they say "no", with a slightly concerned look on your face and a subtle, disappointed grimmace say, "Hmm, interesting.  We'll let you know..."  I guarantee you this person will leave the interview super confused and hopeful that they don't get a job offer.

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