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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!







Sunday, February 28, 2010

Confusing Units


I always thought it would be interesting if you tried to tell jokes in a country using units that people didn’t understand, just to see what their reaction would be. You’d be like, “…so Dave said to John, ‘how long do you think it will take to get done?’ , and John’s like, ‘I don’t know, it couldn’t take longer than a fortnight’ , and Dave’s like, ‘are you serious, it’s going to take way longer than a fortnight, that thing weighs like 450 stones!’” And the people in the audience are just sitting with blank stares on their faces.
Posted by timmmcnulty

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