Some of the scariest shit in the world is when you see someone who is extremely old operating a two ton rolling human crushing machine. Because that’s what it turns into, really, when you put an incredibly ancient human being in control of a motor vehicle.
There are some things that old people shouldn’t be able to do and some of them are too stubborn to admit it. Old people shouldn’t be able to drive. That’s number one on my list. Again I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but it’s the same reason that blind people and babies aren’t allowed to drive, it’s dangerous.
If you tell an old person they’re too old to drive, they always try to prove you wrong by accidentally proving your point. You’ll be like, “grandpa, you can’t drive, you’re 93 years old, you’re legally blind in one eye and have no depth perception” and he’ll be like, “don’t tell me what I can’t do, I was in World War II” and I’ll be like, “that’s exactly why you shouldn‘t be driving!”
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