Saturday, March 27, 2010
It Went Away!
Every person, at some point in their life, has heard someone referring to a near bathroom experience use the phrase, "it went away". It was popularized by small children in the early 80's but it's use is in no way limited to kids. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term or it's use, it's when you have to take a shit and then suddenly you don't have to go anymore. It's not all that uncommon, and the phenomenon isn't always obvious. But the confusing and uncomfortable part about this phenomenon is that we accept it as being normal. So the question about this scenario remains. It went away. Understood. But, "where did it go?" It couldn't have just disappeared. I'm not a doctor, but I don't think poop can be present in your intestine and then just disappear, can it? What happens, does it revert back into food and retreat to your stomach? So without a firm, proven answer, I guess we have to just blindly believe that it's still there somewhere, you just can't feel it anymore. So instead of saying, "It went away", we should be more honest with ourselves and just say, "it's still in there, but it's just being shy". "Don't be shy poop, it's not scary outside. It's nice, and maybe getting some fresh air would be good for you, if you know what I mean".
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