I would love, absolutely LOVE it if someone tried to steal my identity. I wake up every morning and pray to God that someone steals my identity. People who steal identities should make sure to do some research on their prey. Because if someone stole my identity right now, and spent two days doing it at let's say, ten hours a day, that would be twenty man hours. Well let me tell you something Mr. Identity Thief. If you venture out into those waters, you stand to make about $9 an hour. I hope you're happy, because you just committed a crime to make the equivalent of a job that you could have found on Craiglist under "shitty jobs". Fuck you, identity stealer!
You know you’re a high roller when you buy food and the only words on the package are the name of what’s inside. “Mmm, these are really g...
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