There's nothing I like more than seeing a little scrawny redneck guy with a wicked fat redneck lady. The guy is normally wearing old torn jeans and a dirty wife beater, although I question his ability to beat a woman with a 100 lb. weight advantage. These sightings are most common at state fairs. If and when you're treated to the privelage of such an event, take it all in because it's a special moment. It's hilarious. But sometimes, my mind wanders to the dark side and I imagine them having sex. Then I throw up. Then it's not quite as funny, but still pretty funny.
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