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This site exists for one sole reason. Some may say it's a waste of time and/or a poor attempt at stupid humor. That's fine. But way too many people are so miserable and I refuse to be one of them. These are things that I think about and I think are funny. These are things that make me laugh. I hope some of it makes you laugh too. Life is way too short to walk around being pissed off all the time. If you can’t laugh at some of the stupid and ridiculous stuff that exists in this world, what’s the point?! I hope the content of this site, which stems from the ridiculousness of the world we're in, can help in some small way to help take the edge off an otherwise stressful life. As a wise man once said,"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!" I think that was Gandhi? Live, LAUGH, Love...And enjoy your daily dose of HeadGarbage. Come back often and tell your friends so that HG can grow big and strong!







Friday, May 7, 2010

"HEY LOOK AT ME!"


I like Tic Tacs.  I'm pro-fresh breath but can't we as a society figure out a way to make a mint that's a little quieter?  I mean seriously, for a 1 1/2 calorie breathmint they sure are loud as shit in your pocket!  Let's figure it out scientists.  I want to have fresh breath but could do without all the attention it draws.  I mean we went to the moon right, how hard can it be to make a quiet mint?
Posted by timmmcnulty

1 comment:

  1. Probably no SecretJune 9, 2010 at 2:21 AM

    But whats wrong with the loud mint? There's nothing wrong with nice smelling breath right? What if a pretty girl was walking towards you and you heard that distinctive rattle? Who you be annoyed or excited that a hot girl with fresh breath was on her way over to you. If she approached and said hello and her breath was really bad, that would be both confusing and annoying.

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