College is awkward. I think the most awkward part is that fact that when you meet your freshman roommate for the first time, you know you're going to sleep ten feet away from that person that night. So I guess with all it's benefits, academic and otherwise, college starts off with a lesson in trust. Because when you meet this total stranger on day one, and fall asleep later that night, it could be weird. After all, you're sleeping just feet away from a person of the same sex whom you've just met. But who in the world is this person? He could be anyone. So maybe just to cover all your bases, before you go to bed, you should make sure that they're not a killer.
You: Alright man, good night.
Potential Murderer: Goodnight.
You: I'll see you in the morning.
Potential Murderer: Sure.
You: I will see you in the morning right. I mean, I'm going to wake up?
Potential Murderer: What?
You: I mean you're not going to kill me in my sleep or anything are you?
Potential Murderer: No.
You: OK. Goodnight then. Remember, don't kill me OK?
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