I saw a guy the other day driving a car with a bumper sticker that said "I'd Rather Be Golfing". That's cool. I guess that guy really likes to golf. So much so that he bought a bumper sticker to pledge his allegiance. This guy probably likes golfing a lot but is realistic, in his mind, about the fact that he has to participate in the general activities of socety like work and eating and sleep and possibly raising a family. He more than likely knows that he can't golf all the time. But that got me thinking, what if someone had that bumper sticker and was dead serious about it. Like every time he was doing anything but golfing he was fucking PISSED! Imagine how crazy it would be if every moment of this guy's life that he wasn't golfing, he was absolutely inconsolably furious.
"Hey John, guess what, I got front row tickets to Pearl Jam tonight for free! You in?"
"Fuck that, I'm going golfing."
"But it'll be dark outside."
"Shut your face!"
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"Hey buddy, I heard you and Beth had a baby, congratulations, how's Fatherhood treating you so far?"
"It fucking sucks! I'm inside changing diapers and feeding that little bastard when I could be working on my short game!"
i like how you think.
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